{"id":583,"date":"2013-06-19T20:14:17","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T00:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theroacheshavenoking.com\/RoachesBlog\/?p=583"},"modified":"2013-06-19T20:14:17","modified_gmt":"2013-06-20T00:14:17","slug":"let-my-roaches-go-schweinhund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Let My Roaches Go, Schweinhund&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/2013\/06\/19\/let-my-roaches-go-schweinhund\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-599\" height=\"384\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/slavery-in-Islam-2-copy.jpg\" width=\"405\" \/><\/a>The human world loathes you, cringes at the sight of you, devises ever new ways to exterminate you. &nbsp;What could be a worse fate for any animal? &nbsp;Only one thing: being called German.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThough no more German than African bush babies, we are biologically classified as <em>Blattella germanica<\/em>. &nbsp;&quot;Light-shunning Germans.&quot; &nbsp;The German roach.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<em>Boksballen!<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThere is a faint twinkle of hope in the Teutonic Darkness. The German language is so overwrought that parts of it must be cast off, like timbers from a sinking brig. &nbsp;Just recently it jettisoned&nbsp;its longest word:&nbsp;<strong><em>Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz.<\/em><\/strong><em>&nbsp; <\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tWhat kind of people could allow such an egg to grow on its national glottis? &nbsp;The kind that needs one word for &quot;law delegating beef label monitoring.&quot; &nbsp;The reigning chunk of HunSpeak is &nbsp;<em>Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitaenswitwe. <\/em>It must be that&nbsp;&quot;widow&nbsp;of a Danube steamboat company captain&quot; takes too long to say.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tNow we wait our turn to go the way of the beef and the boats. How long will it be before the Bosch tire of &quot;Blattella&quot; and set it, and us, free? We long, as do you all, to make our own words for ourselves. The Germans shouldn&#39;t care. To them everyone is vermin, and someone will step up and take our place. &nbsp;The alternative is to wait us out, and no one ever wins that contest.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The human world loathes you, cringes at the sight of you, devises ever new ways to exterminate you. &nbsp;What could be a worse fate for any animal? &nbsp;Only one thing: being called German. Though no more German than African bush &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=583\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}