{"id":409,"date":"2013-05-04T14:34:15","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T18:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theroacheshavenoking.com\/RoachesBlog\/?p=409"},"modified":"2013-05-04T14:34:15","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T18:34:15","slug":"soul-of-the-city-pt-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"Soul of the city, pt 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"il_570xN.424550818_c91v\"<\/a>With all due respect, you make me sick. You “discover” land, as if when your your leaky tubs arrived you were expecting to find porridge. \u00a0You “claim” land, like a baby who plants a twig in the sand and claims the ocean. \u00a0(When his soggy diaper falls and spills, for the day, at least, that small territory is his.)<\/p>\n

And now your pestilent hand reaches again into the language, the one place we felt safe. Your “urban” people have made a dictionary. \u00a0Most dictionaries have many definitions for each word. \u00a0The “urban” dictionary isn’t big on words, but it is rich with “meanings.”<\/p>\n

A few examples:<\/p>\n

roach<\/strong><\/p>\n

The reminisce of a smoked joint. Once a J becomes the roach it can become very difficult to hit and it is best to usually give it to the “roach master.”<\/em>
\n A roach master is someone who can hit the roach no matter how small it gets and commonly sells cigarettes for a dollar.<\/em><\/p>\n

–“dude i don’t think this joint is lit anymore, its the roach”<\/em><\/p>\n

–“dude give it to the roach master!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Related words:<\/p>\n

cigarettes, weed, joint<\/p>\n

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roach<\/strong><\/p>\n

Someone who is incredibly busted in the appearance department. They try so hard to look good but it just isnt working for them. Can also apply to skanks and sluts.<\/p>\n

Ex. “Hey look at that whore over there.” “Yeah, she’s a total roach.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Related words:<\/p>\n

slut, skank, whore, hoe, busted<\/p>\n

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