{"id":196,"date":"2013-04-18T02:54:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T06:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theroacheshavenoking.com\/RoachesBlog\/?p=196"},"modified":"2013-04-18T02:54:28","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T06:54:28","slug":"balaams-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Balaam&#8217;s Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Confused by stories in the Bible? \u00a0Imagine what they&#8217;re like when you&#8217;re about three weeks old. \u00a0That&#8217;s when I first chomped into the words &#8220;Balaam&#8217;s ass,&#8221; right in my own Book of Numbers.\u00a0This being the Bible, I first assumed that it was this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-192\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/1250177_f520-297x300.jpg\" width=\"297\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But I also knew it could just be something like this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-194\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/speedos-256x300.jpg\" width=\"256\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It turned out to be this (I upchucked it just to be sure):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-195\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Balaam-XXXr.jpg\" width=\"2128\" height=\"1432\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some guy beat his donkey, and it refused to move.<\/p>\n<p>And the book only went downhill from there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confused by stories in the Bible? \u00a0Imagine what they&#8217;re like when you&#8217;re about three weeks old. \u00a0That&#8217;s when I first chomped into the words &#8220;Balaam&#8217;s ass,&#8221; right in my own Book of Numbers.\u00a0This being the Bible, I first assumed that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=196\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}