{"id":1058,"date":"2014-05-08T17:05:11","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T21:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2014-05-08T17:05:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-08T21:05:11","slug":"want-people-to-read-need-road-side-assistance-flash-your-headlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"Want people to read? Need road-side assistance? Flash your headlights."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1049\" height=\"855\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">How deeply do humans thirst to share their thoughts about literature?&nbsp;The Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society&#8211;a real entity, recently celebrated in the media; I could not invent something so degenerate&#8211;offers an answer. Young women congregate to bare their souls about books, while baring their breasts. Anyone who suggests that they are drawn together by anything but naked intelligence&nbsp;is sexist.&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">I don&#39;t understand why humans like to show those things off&mdash;the way they protrude and hang, as if by a cruel misstep of evolution. But people love to look at them. My question is: if you want to display your tits, can&#39;t you just do it? Why do you have to drag books into it? What have they ever done to be so humiliated?<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<span style=\"font-size:14px;\">Herein are the scholars. I know you are looking at them so you can guess what books they are reading and what the conference about them was like. Otherwise you&#39;d just be some kind of pervert.&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570 (6)\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1055\" height=\"810\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-6.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570 (1)\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1054\" height=\"835\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-1.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570 (4)\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1053\" height=\"846\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-4.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570 (11)\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1051\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-11.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"o-TOPLESS-570 (12)\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1050\" height=\"319\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/RoachesBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/o-TOPLESS-570-12.jpg\" width=\"570\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:15.6pt\">\n\t&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tIf you&#39;ve gotten this far: SHAME ON YOU!<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<h4>\n\t(Courtesy of Numbers the roach.)<br \/>\n<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How deeply do humans thirst to share their thoughts about literature?&nbsp;The Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society&#8211;a real entity, recently celebrated in the media; I could not invent something so degenerate&#8211;offers an answer. Young women congregate to bare their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/?p=1058\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielevanweiss.com\/BlogRoaches\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}